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    Does it make the most sense? No, but it did make me laugh. Punny and Funny There is no way the original poster was serious … right?

    This poster is most definitely barking mad. But hey, to each their own. Lose 50 Pounds in One Month?

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    Seriously, there is no healthy way to lose that much weight in such a small amount of time. Anyone who tells you otherwise is lying. We Kid The Biebs First, there is no possible way the original poster was being serious. Even so, the answer had just the right tone and just the right wording to make me laugh out loud so I had to include it on the list. I have thought this very same thing so many times while browsing Yahoo Answers.

    You know who can? You Must Always Answer It. That throws me off. With that said, if a child hands me a toy phone, I answer it without hesitation because there is some sort of unspoken rule that says you have to. It could mean you think someone is being catty and mean. Sometimes a long, drawn out, overly complicated question does not require a long, drawn out, overly complicated answer.

    This is a great example of that. The title of the question really said everything that needed to be said and the poster who offered the best answer hit on that immediately. It really can be that simple sometimes. The Secret is Out! I get the question. Even so, the answer to the question really made me chuckle. The idea that there could be such a facility out there both disturbs and amuses me.

    Seriously though, most Leap Babies celebrate their birthday on February 28th or March 1st. Not really that complicated at all. Kids freak me out and I seem to be missing whatever part of the brain turns adults into piles of mush when they see babies. Babies right after their born? Slimy, covered in goop and not at all cute.

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    I think the poster who took on this question answered it perfectly. Something like, say, I dunno, the fact that alcohol is a depressant? While not everyone gets depressed and sad when they drink, some do and that has a lot to do with the depressant factor. Answering a Question with a Question Sometimes while browsing through Yahoo Answers, I wonder if people just post whatever thoughts pop into their heads.

    This butterflies in the stomach question is a good example of that. It just seems so vague and random.

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    It does seem, however, that the best answer makes the most sense. Butterflies in your stomach?

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    Rumor Has It I remember all sorts of strange rumors going around about be back in high school. Heck, I still hear odd rumors about myself going around on a regular basis. I can understand someone asking about dumb rumors but the answer? There are far too many people out there who name their kids outlandishly bizarre things.

    How about we make a rule? Serious points to poster number 2. Sometimes trolls can be funny too. You know, give credit where credit is due and all of that good stuff. Hey, sometimes the best joke is the easiest one.

    Oh buddy, I think the cramp in your leg is the least of your problems. So this is a troll then, right? I try to avoid using caps and excessive punctuation in articles but there are just some times that one cannot help it. I feel like I need a shower.

    Also, that cramp in your leg? The only way to get rid of it is to immediately stop having sex with your sister. A Question for the Ages. I mean, hookers are people too. They must get cold out there walking the streets in their short skirts, heels and bikini tops.

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    Now, I get that the answer is a little bit rude but my good heavens — is this person serious? Yes You Should be Worried. Facebook can be complicated. Sarah Kelly has the right idea — start running indeed! Time for a little too much information but I was one of the first girls in my class to have Aunt Flow come to town and I was I heard that girls are hitting puberty younger and younger but 11?

    Anyway, this is a great example of why there is a 13 or older rule on Yahoo Answers and why there needs to be some way to enforce that. If we have to, they should have to too. A Philosophical Debate This one made me laugh and it made me laugh hard. Sure the answer was a little obvious but like I said in one of the earlier posts, sometimes the funniest joke is the most obvious one. While the original poster may have been looking for a serious answer, I have to give October credit for bringing it with the comic relief.

    This Needs to be a Typo. People, before you post a question, please, please check it over for typos, especially ones as bad as this. Who the heck comes up with this stuff? Second, I have on more than one occasion accidentally used these words incorrectly. I have a pretty hefty work load most of the time so in my haste to get things done, I sometimes miss a few things when I proofread.

    It explained the difference between the two words perfectly and in language most can understand. If your arm turns red and shakes when you eat dirt, stop eating dirt. Fear of Rejection Affirmed Ah, this poor guy. He turns to Yahoo Answers for real help and instead he gets a sarcasm. Perhaps his problem was going to Yahoo Answers for real help in the first place.

    I guess you get what you asked for. The 18 Hour Bra What a ridiculous question.

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    That would be embarrassing. Canadian Problems I am Canadian and I can assure you, we do in fact have toilet paper. You like being high more than you like being with him? Stoned people can be really annoying to the non-stoned person. It has no testicles but it has a penis — definitely a boy.

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    I cannot believe I just wrote those words, but there they are. Anyway, what really got me about this question was the way it was worded.

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    How freaking adorable is that? Also love the fact that despite the dog likely has a penis, the poster keeps referring to it as a she. Adoption Problem I love this question. Growing up, I was convinced I was adopted as well. Better that they hear if from you, their child. There was just no way this guy was going to ask this question and get any useful answers.

    This poor guy just wants to make his penis bigger. Even so, I get this mental image of this guy ordering goat urine online, waiting for it to arrive, drinking down a big glass and just waiting for the magic to happen. An erection happens when blood rushes to the penis, causing it to become swollen and hard.

    Wait, maybe we need to go back a bit further. The penis is what makes a man a man. There is no arguing that point. Women are not men. Therefore, women do not have penises.

    Vaginas are not penises.

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